Lost in Translation, Imo.

Found on a popsicle stick:

"What kind of door never closes?"
"A soccer goal."

"What kind of book can't you find in a bookstore?"
"A secretary."

Apparently these jokes are funnier in Chinese.

Take A Picture, Vol. One

Here are some awesome pictures from China.


Here we are being awesome at the Great Wall of China.



Here we are at place where badminton is played.



This is Bruce looking awesome in Shanghai.



This is Shanghai looking awesome and smoggy.

MORE PICTURES TO COME.

OMG Canada. Anna Rice

I high-fived THE Anna Rice today.

For those of you not in the know, she is an Olympic badminton player.

However, my good vibes were not enough to help her overcome her opponent.

Anna, if you are reading this, you are the shit.

Big Bird In China

Whoa. It is almost time for China.