Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Photoshop Excursion

So I think I'm going to try to learn Photoshop. I've attempted this many times before... this time I am for real! Definitely.

I think I'm going to Barnes and Noble to buy a book after work.

Good thing Diablo 2 is no longer that interesting to me. Hopefully I can pursue Photoshop with enough vigor to last until classes start.

And obv I want to draw cool thangs.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Lyric of the Day 7/23/2007

From elegant to elephant...

Devin the Dude "She Useta Be"

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Windowsill Tragedy

"EWWW WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S FUCKING GROSS."

... was my reaction when I realized that there was a fucking dead pigeon lying face-down on the windowsill. Yeah, a dead pigeon. GROSS.

Sierra prodded it off the windowsill with a stick. It fell four stories and hit the ground with a thud.

In case it hasn't been made clear, that shit is fucking nasty.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Lyric of the Day 7/19/2007

Tryna own a thousand islands like we salad dressin'

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Pandora Music

On days when I forget to bring/charge my iPod, I've been using this Pandora Music Genome Project for all my music needs. This site is pretty fantastic, I think. Not sure how well known this site is (it debuted a while ago, I know), but I actually put some effort into thumbing-up and thumbing-down songs, and now the song selection is pretty solid. Granted, it doesn't seem like a complex formula; obviously, a song that has been thumbed-down will not get played again, etc.

I started a station on Brother Ali, so now I've been listening to a lot of rhythmic rap tunes, not really sure what the genre is. A couple songs I liked:

Viktor Vaughn "Saliva"
Sweatshop Union "Close To Home"
Atmosphere "Smart Went Crazy"
CunninLynguists "Love Ain't"

The beats are nice.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Brother Ali

Bruce, you'll be happy to find out that there is a column on Brother Ali in the morning paper. They give him mad props.

But apparently he's not a black albino. He's Caucasian. Bah, it was much more interesting when I thought he was an albino black guy.

Monday, July 16, 2007

"No Problem!"

Back in middle school, one of my teachers always talked about how much he hated it when people responded to "Thank you" with "No problem". He claimed that saying "no problem" implied that the one saying thanks could have potentially created a problem for the other person. This, apparently, was impolite.

I don't know why I thought of this the other day, but I realized just now how ridic that sounds. Seems like the reason why someone would thank someone else is because the thankee did something that doesn't necessarily benefit himself to benefit the thanker. Thus, it almost seems necessary for the thankee to inform the thanker that the thankee's loss did not outweigh the thanker's gain.

I'm not sure if any of that makes sense.

Oh, but I remembered why I thought of this. My manager here at work seems to thank everyone at every possible opportunity she gets, regardless of circumstance. She just thanked someone via phone approx four times in a 15 second span.

Weird as it may sound, I dislike this degree of thankfulness. Not only does it diffuse the sincerity of each thank, but I feel it makes her seem like she's way above everyone else. It's as if other people are always doing favors for her, like she's entitled to those favors.

Not sure if that makes any sense either.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Oh man, a two-fer

Whoa. Kanye for two?! I just found this on Youtube. I'm very impressed. Here is an excerpt:
I'm relaxin', my feet is up.
I'm leavin' you haters,
Like when Shaq left the Lakers,
Just to Heat it up.
...

I don't need to front,
I make black history e'ryday,
I don't need a month!
And again with the clincher:
"Ralph Lauren was borin' before I wore 'im."

Harharhar, so clever. Oh, I just discovered that that verse is from the song Brand New. A pretty sweet flow, if you ask me.

More Sweet Flows

Being bored at work allows me to listen carefully to good musics. More sweet flows to soothe your soul.
Yeah, I need my loot by rent day,
But that ain't what gives me the heart of Kunta Kinte.
...
That's why my breath is felt by the deaf,
And why my words are heard and confined to the ears of the blind
I, too, dream in color and in rhyme.
So I guess I'm one of a kind in a full house,
'Cause whenever I open my heart, my soul or my mouth,
A touch of God rains out.
And the clincher:
"Cats think I'm delirious, but I'm so damn serious."
I think that will be my new motto.

BTW, these lyrics are from Kanye West's Never Let You Down (featuring Jigga and J. Ivy).

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Limp Bizkit?

So I actually listened to the song Nookie by Limp Bizkit today. Remember them? As it turns out, I think the lyrics are really good, relative to the level of music quality to which Limp Bizkit is generally attributed. Here is an excerpt:
I can't believe that I was deceived
By my so-called girl, but in reality,
[She] had a hidden agenda,
She put my tender --
Heart in a blender,
And still I surrendered.

Err, actually now that I read it, the line "tender heart in a blender" reminds me the Eve6 song Inside Out. In any case the above flow is pretty sweet. I also like the interplay between Fred Durst and himself, i.e. the background accompaniment.

I think if this song were remixed to a hip-hop beat (i.e. removing the annoying chorus and hardcore rock vibe), it could very possibly be awesome.

Like a chump, heeeeyyy

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Subway Action Vol. Deux

I saw a woman on the subway today.

I think the only phrase I can use to describe her is phenomenally large. I'm not quite sure how she fit into her shoes because her trunks were maaaad thick. Not thick like "Daaaaamn baby I never seen an Asian so thick!" (a comment made to an Asian friend of mine by, obv, a black guy), but thick like elephantiasis. Imagine parachute pants on MC Hammer...

But they aren't pants.

That is all.

Friday, July 6, 2007

Subway Action

So I'm in the subway going back home from work. As we make a stop somewhere I don't remember which exact stop, I see that there is exactly one empty seat between two black guys. The doors open such that anyone entering can immediately see that seat.

So this woman walks on, immediately eyeing the empty seat (as expected). Now, despite the fact that in no time that seat will be claimed by some moron, she first glances around the rest of the car, as if to say, "Uhh... I hope I don't have to sit next to this black guy."

Then, of course, seeing no other seat available, she takes the seat.

I thought that was weird.

Monday, July 2, 2007

Overheard in New York City

"It is totally your fault."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't! I have never seen that rash before in my life!"