Subway Action Vol. Deux

I saw a woman on the subway today.

I think the only phrase I can use to describe her is phenomenally large. I'm not quite sure how she fit into her shoes because her trunks were maaaad thick. Not thick like "Daaaaamn baby I never seen an Asian so thick!" (a comment made to an Asian friend of mine by, obv, a black guy), but thick like elephantiasis. Imagine parachute pants on MC Hammer...

But they aren't pants.

That is all.